Comments on: Caption Writing Contest: Round 2

By: Dawn Decker

Dawn Decker — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:39:25 +0000

The heimlich manoevre just wasnt going to work…Fred pulled the short straw and was going in.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:17:38 +0000

“Don’t crank this closed while my hand is still in here!!!”

By: Sue Partyke

Sue Partyke — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:28:30 +0000

“You really think we can win the Guinness World Record for largest mechanical bank? OK, so I put the penny…where?”

By: Louise Guenther

Louise Guenther — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:18:04 +0000

“Remarkable. Our fingertips are actually touching. Now take it up, very slowly, until we are shaking hands.”
Smithsonian Institution Advanced Physics Laboratory (a.k.a. Hippocampus), July 1952

By: Brittany

Brittany — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:05:43 +0000

Take a look at this fellows, a sheep in hippo’s clothing.

By: Jill Strong

Jill Strong — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:43:33 +0000

Hey Fred, Call the CIA I just found Jimmy Hoffa!

By: Pam

Pam — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:35:50 +0000

You put your left arm in. You pull your left arm out. You do the Hippo-pokey and that’s what it’s all about.

By: Lyndsay

Lyndsay — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:12:18 +0000

“Very good. Now, turn your head and cough.”

By: Jerry sachs

Jerry sachs — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:04:59 +0000

“But GrandMa what a big mouth you have”

By: Meredith

Meredith — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:37:56 +0000

Despite thirty years of dentistry practice, nothing could have prepared Dr. Simonton for the cavity he was about to face.

By: SRS22

SRS22 — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:37:29 +0000

Professor VonLaughington glowered glumly behind the beast’s gaping mouth. “That Dr. Hippocampus thinks he’s so darn smart,” he muttered bitterly. “It’s exceedingly clear this specimen is a rhino, and should be treated as such.”

By: Krista Holyak

Krista Holyak — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:22:15 +0000

“Stick out your tongue and say “AHHH”

By: Michael

Michael — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:53:19 +0000

Congress examines President Obama’s health care reform bill.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:25:09 +0000

Duuuuude, you need a breath mint.

By: Ellen

Ellen — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:56:09 +0000

“Willard ! Don’t move. Reception’s perfect !”