Comments on: Caption-Writing Contest! Win a Collector’s Edition of Smithsonian’s Lincoln Magazine

By: Van

Van — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:04:03 +0000

“what is that squeaking noise?”

Lj — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:44:53 +0000

All captions were deleated, why?

Lj — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:41:22 +0000

Who wone this contest?

Wayne Franczak — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:43:20 +0000

“…some are emancipated…some are earmancipated…”

Greg Wilkey — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:09:02 +0000

make sure you stick it in really deep on both sides. I am sick of all the bull I have to hear up here any more.

Bill — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:18:56 +0000

And while you do my nails I’d like some sushi!

carol haas — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:59:13 +0000

I said “THANKS MR.PRESIDENT!!!!!!!”

carol haas — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:53:30 +0000

I said “THANKS MR.PRESIDENT”!!!!!

Jim Duck — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 03:29:17 +0000

I don’t care what your boss on Capitol Hill told you! This does NOT count as “getting rid of yet another earmark!”

Deborah — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:06:21 +0000

Ears this size take a mighty long time to clean, but know this, my friends, I will never stop listening to you.

Dan — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:56:31 +0000

“Booth has some nerve wanting the bullet back”

kelly miller — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:34:18 +0000

The Q-tip goes around the outside of the ear, not the inside!

Al Dawson — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:53:38 +0000

“All men are created equal. My ears however need special attention.”

Monte Wilson — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:05:03 +0000

“You heard right sir, a black president”

Richard Streeter — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:32:47 +0000

“so you think you have trouble with earwax?”