September 17, 2009
Smithsonian Caption Writing Contest #6: Scoutosaurus

Image courtesy of Smithsonian Archives
Dinosaurs have invaded the caption contest! So get all Jurassic on this photograph and provide us with your best humorous caption describing what might be going on in the situation. Here’s a few examples to get things started:
- “Scouts, keep a lookout while I snap off one of these plates as a souvenir.”
- The Scoutmaster had delivered on his promise of an 8-course meal to the Stegosaurus. They were finally even.
- “Any more back talk out of you kids and you’ll wind up inside Mr. Stegosaurus!”
Just make sure to get your entry in before the contest goes extinct ends on October 12. The winner will receive a virtual merit badge in captioning, along with a sense of satisfaction in knowing that his/her species is still in existence.
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Boys, this is what happens when you go on the Atkin’s diet. Go home and tell your moms to have a cupcake.
See that? That Stegosaurus didn’t eat its vegetables!
” That boys, is where you attach the collar.”
“Now see kids. If we would have sold more cookies,we would have been able to afford skin for him,like the display behind us.Better luck next year.”
Now boys as you can see this is a Divorce-osaurus. The one behind us was his mate. Poor fella didn’t fare too well in the proceedings.
I thought you said your Stegosaurus didn’t bite! It’s not my Stegosaurus.
Careful, boys – you can see the remains of the LAST one who got too close..
All right, boys, first one to the top gets the pre-historic badge of courage!
“And this proud little lady just received her merit badge in Anorexia!”
Look boys right here….who’s whistling Blue Oyster Cult’s “Godzilla”???
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